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Asst. Inst. Ernie Lake VS. Rocky!! |
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| Always trying to better himself, Ernie wants to test his skill against all types of opponents. So, when he decided to test his abilities against a boxer, he figured who better than the man himself, "ROCKY"! | ||||
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Ernie met up with Rocky at a local night club and challenged him to a
fight right then and there. Rocky just happened to have his trademark
shorts with him, so he obligingly said "okay" and threw on his
shorts.
When the bell rang, Rocky came out hard with a left cross that took Ernie by surprise and just about took him out. (Ernie forgot that Rocky is a southpaw) |
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After dancing around the ring to regain his senses and dazzle Rocky with his fancy footwork, he entered on Rocky's next punch with an elbow destruction to his bicep while grabbing his neck to tie up in the clinch. | |||
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Once in the clinch, Ernie decided to show Rocky some good ol' Muay Thai knee techniques. Rocky was heard to say, "Ay ay ay, dat's nut faih!" as the sound of his ribs cracking drowned out the pounding music of Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". | |||
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Once Ernie thought that it was time to put the "Italian
Stallion" out to pasture, he threw a crushing elbow up into Rocky's
chin with a howling scream that was reminiscent of Bruce Lee himself.
As Rocky hit the floor, Ernie looked down at him and yelled, "Brisk Tea won't save you now, baby", and broke out with a hideous, demonic laugh in triumph that made the hair stand on end of everyone present. |
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